March 14, 2012 Urban Word of the Day
Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.
The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.
Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"
Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."
Shitload of Bordom
When life seems so boring that it feels like you have too much free on your hands and nothing to do, you are just have a shitload of bordom
dude #1: Hey man whats you been doing this pass two weeks?
dude #2: Hanging out with Stella you know the usual, and you?
dude #1: well lets just say my weekend had a shitload of bordom...
Shitload of Fuck Moment
A moment where something happens that seems so improbable, so unpredictable, so unfair, that it seems like life is just trying to bitch-slap you across the face, for no real reason.
Man A: "yeah so i was walking home today, and some crazy lady knees me in the balls, and tells me i better pay child support soon! Ive never even met her!"
Man B: "that sounds like a real Shitload of Fuck Moment."
Shitlock smile
A smug, slightly ugly smile usually given by a wanker, backstabber, orbiatch. The person smiling may even look as if they wish to say, "It's no shit, Sherlock...that you're going down."
Shitlord
A well rounded insult for general usage, applied in much the same manner as gaylord. May be applicable in a whole variety of situations, as an admonishment, slur or even a greeting.
Fuckably Hot
A term used to describe a women so hot that you must restrain your self from fucking them when ever they are around.
Fuckable Matierial
A man/ boy who is hot enough to be considered for sex.
Beaver
another word for vagina or pussy
That bitch got a hairy beaver.
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